How do I make washing the dishes fun & exciting?

I like sports but with needing to do the dishes on the back of my mind they are just an escape. So how can I make washing the dishes fun like sports?How do I make washing the dishes fun %26amp; exciting?
Take a bunch of LSD. Guaranteed to work. I wouldn't expect too many dishes to get cleaned though.How do I make washing the dishes fun %26amp; exciting?
Pray the rosary while you do them!





http://www.medjugorje.org/rosary.htm





The fifteen promises of Mary to Christians who recite the rosary:


1. Whoever shall faithfully serve me by the recitation of the Rosary shall receive signal graces.


2. I promise my special protection and the greatest graces to all those who shall recite the Rosary.


3. The Rosary shall be a powerful armor against Hell, it will destroy vice, decrease sin, and defeat heresies.


4. It will cause virtue and good works to flourish; it will obtain for souls the abundant mercy of God; it will withdraw the hearts of men from the love of the world and its vanities and will lift them to the desire of eternal things. Oh, that souls would sanctify themselves by this means.


5. The soul which recommends itself to me by the recitation of the Rosary, shall not perish.


6. Whoever shall recite the Rosary devoutly, applying himself to the consideration of its sacred mysteries, shall never be conquered by misfortune. God will not chastise him in His justice, he shall not perish by an unprovided death; if he be just, he shall remain in the grace of God and become worthy of eternal life.


7. Whoever shall have a true devotion for the Rosary shall not die without the Sacraments of the Church.


8. Those who are faithful to recite the Rosary shall have during their life and at their death the light of God and the plenitude of His graces; at the moment of death, they shall participate in the merits of the saints in Paradise.


9. I shall deliver from Purgatory those who have been devoted to the Rosary.


10. The faithful children of the Rosary shall merit a high degree of glory in Heaven.


11. You shall obtain all you ask of me by the recitation of the Rosary.


12. All those who propagate the Holy Rosary shall be aided by me in their necessities.


13. I have obtained from my Divine Son that all the advocates of the Rosary shall have for intercessors the entire Celestial Court during their life and at the hour of death.


14. All who recite the Rosary are my sons, and brothers of my only Son, Jesus Christ.


15. Devotion to my Rosary is a great sign of predestination.





Our Lady has 117 titles. She selected this title at Fatima: ';I am the Lady of the Rosary.';





St. Francis de Sales said the greatest method of praying IS- Pray the Rosary.





St. Thomas Aquinas preached 40 straight days in Rome, Italy on just the Hail Mary.





St. John Vianney, patron of priests, was seldom seen without a rosary in his hand.





';The rosary is the scourge of the devil'; -- Pope Adrian VI





';The rosary is a treasure of graces'; -- Pope Paul V





Padre Pio, the stigmatic priest, said: ';The Rosary is THE WEAPON';





Pope Leo XIII wrote 9 encyclicals on the rosary.





Pope John XXIII spoke 38 times about Our Lady and the Rosary. He prayed 15 decades daily.





St. Louis Marie Grignion de Montfort wrote: ';The rosary is the most powerful weapon to touch the Heart of Jesus, Our Redeemer, who so loves His Mother.';





God bless!


Dave
hire a naked maid- one of my ex boyfriends had a housekeeper who cleaned house in the nude. they are easy to find-he found her at a strip club


anyways-it might be fun and exciting for you to watch her wash dishes
Don't wash your dishes, caress them seductively. Light some candles and put on some romantic music.





Mabel, have I washed dishes with you before?
By the power of positive thinking.
Get someone else to do them then you can be a spectator and cheer for your favorite dish...
portable dish washer! POOF
I turn music on. It still sucks. Especially since I have to do at least one load a day, usually two. Blech.
Do it naked with a friend.
Pretend its a sport.
like pulling teeth.
in the nude.
let someone give you one from behind.





Works for me!